indeed i am watching the miss universe pageant in my hotel room.  it’s hosted by jerry springer and mel b from the spice girls…

i’m surprised how many other countries have bought into this whole pageant thing. but i will watch it, and in hd on a  40” flat screen no less, because it’s probably pretty funny…

update 9:32pm

i’m voting for kosovo, she is hot

9:42 pm

lady gaga? wait what?

this is a bit sad.  they pick the top 15 and then they make the other 65 girls come out and dance around in the background - “so you didn’t make it, but we still need you to fill the stage…”

no way that japan’s tits are real. just no way

10:15 pm

USA just bit it big time on the stairs in the evening gown competition and she still got an 8.05!

10:34 pm

damn it, she didn’t make it past the top 10 :(

i don’t have a favorite in the top 5… but the best part is now.  the questions! THIS is why you watch pageants.

10:39 pm

Judge Roberto Cavalli: (in sleazy italian accent) when is a woman truly satisifed?

11:00 am

congratulations miss venezuela

i forgot that samuel l. jackson was in jurassic park and that he repeatedly says “hold onto your butts”.

these are the things that happen when you watch tv in a hotel room…jurassic park.